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If I were a god, I'd be the god of baseball. I'd carry a golden bat and a bucket of baseballs made of silver. My clothes would be made of velvet etched in blue saphires. My glove would be made of lighting bolts. I'd be called the Titan Catcher. My powers would be to control what happens in every Major Leauge Baseball game. I would have complete control of baseball. I would live at the now gone, very old Veterans Stadium. I would fly around on three giant Bald Eagles. My catch phrase would be "I AM T.C., HEAR MY CRY!" (My malestic birds that I fly around on.)